Drunk chess

Post your most ridiculously blunder-filled games when you shouldn't have started a game due to being under the influence.

Bonus points for winning them!

http://en.lichess.org/bptA5pI4CjL0

nice, I think i was drunk when i played this :)
http://en.lichess.org/lGDsCfUo/black#29

I played a tournament game drunk once, and the result wasn't so bad.
I was more creative, sacrificed a bishop for a nice attack, even obtained a winning position... But then I forgot about a mate in 4...

http://de.lichess.org/H8g32qeA

so bad :D