You just can't beat a good egg, no pun intended. :).
@Mrchess78 I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
@ZerkorNotToZerk I used to work in a bed shop, but i got laid off. :).
one day i saw beetles roll a nasty brown ball.
so i made an album named "the beetles"
so i made an album named "the beetles"
I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
"Headlines !............corduroy pillows !"
I am not able to complete the alphabet, I dont know why.
I was talking to a friend about a a pun competition.
I told him i sent 10 entries.
Did you win anything?, he asked.
No pun in ten did, I said.
I told him i sent 10 entries.
Did you win anything?, he asked.
No pun in ten did, I said.
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
A Keith Urban song came on the other day.
He should change his name to Keith Rural.
He should change his name to Keith Rural.
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